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Orson

If it isn't good, it's black

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One day i saw a black guy walking down the street carrying a tv and i thought "thats mine!" but then i realized that mine was at home shining my shoes

 

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so i was taking a biology test the other day. one of the questions was..what do you usually find in cells? I guess negros wasn't the right answer

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what's similar between black guys and sperm? Only one in a million works

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what's the difference between a black guy and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on em.

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Whats the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can go out at night without Robin <= pure gold

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What starts with "N" and ends in "r" that you never want to call a black person

 

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What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?

A chain of empty retail stores.

 

asta ii pentru moise

 

si back to topic

 

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?

9 months.

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avem destui negri in bucuresti, se vede ca nu ai fost in regie (grozavesti)

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Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."

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